WORKING OUT TO FUCK MORE!

 

Now listen carefully to my preamble. I’m not a fitness coach. I’m not a doctor. Everything I offer is just my insight into what I fucking see and what I think. 

I also can tell you that I’ve seen tons of guys get a lot more action and a lot more dick with their personality, attitude and energy than tons of standoffish muscle queens that are so lost in their vanity they forget the real reason we should all be working out as much as healthily can. 

For our health? 

Ha. Sure. 

More like for sex. 

Better sex and with more people. 

Let’s get into it. 

Most of us get turned on by men who are in shape. There’s a reason that a pair of strong arms, or a nice chest peak our interest. Muscles trigger thoughts of masculinity, virility, testosterone. 

Sound familiar? Those are huge aspects of what we fucking get excited about when we talk about cock, balls and sperm. 

As gay men, we are turned on by those things. Of course, I’m generalizing and we have a much wider range of turnons beyond that. 

But today, we’re talking about muscles, working out, fitness and working to have a nice body. 

Why should you want that? Why should you work for it?

We’ve already established that what we really want more than anything is to turn men into horned up animals with full balls and stiff cocks that can’t think of anything else but fucking and blowing their sperm inside us. 

You do that by visually exciting them. It’s worth taking care of your body just because you will inspire them to get hornier, which means they’ll cum more. And you want that right?

You’ll also get access to more variety of men. More choice. More men to say yes to. 

And I know we've talked about this but we want the most virile men to use us to cum into, don't we? Instinct just tells us that those are some potent fucking sperm tanks they're packing and our legs will be up in the air in no time if they want to bust.

But there's also the side of it as bottoms that we fucking have to take care of ourselves to. We want bodies that inspire our tops to get even hornier. We want them to have the fuck of their life with their dick buried in our holes. We do that by giving them a nice body to look at, to hold on to, and to victoriously grunt and pump their loads into. And when they're super turned on cuz they're fucking a cute guy with a hot body and a nice ass, you can bet that they are cumming harder and deeper than usual.

And who doesn't fucking want that?

So if you need a little more motivation this January - there it is! Get out there and work!

3 TIPS TO MAKE MORE SPERM!

Class is in session.

Now we all know the difference between sperm and semen right? Sperm are the tadpoles. Semen is the white fluid that shoots out of his cock - that the sperm is travelling in. And while we all want a nice volumous amount of semen shooting out of that cock. We also really fucking want it to be full of sperm. 
So, is there a way to make that happen? After all, when we're fucking, we want to get knocked up and bred. Good news is, yes! There are things you can do RIGHT NOW to help you (or your boyfriend, or your friends boyfriend) make more swimmers.

#1 LOSE WEIGHT
Overweight men tend to have lower sperm counts than those in the normal weight range. This could be due to overheating, which can kill sperm. Excess body fat around the testicles could insulate them, causing them to get warmer. 

Hormonal changes in overweight men can also negatively affect sperm production. Overweight men are more likely to have lower testosterone levels and higher estradiol levels, which can negatively impact sperm production.

#2 EXERCISE
The function of the reproductive system depends on the general health of the body, so when a man exercises regularly, the testicles function better and sperm count improvess. A 2014 study published in Human Reproduction examined 231 men seeking fertility treatment and their levels of physical activity.  The researchers found that weight lifting, running, and jogging, were associated with higher sperm concentrations than other types of exercise like walking and aerobics. While this study found that some types of exercise are better at improving sperm count than others, any exercise is better than none.

#3 DON'T JERK OFF 
Eleven studies have been done to see if abstaining from ejaculation results in higher sperm count when the man finally does ejaculate.  All of the 11 relevant studies demonstrated that increased total sperm count was associated with longer abstinence time. So yeah, when a guy tells you he's been edging and hasn't blown his load in a long time - there's a reason why you get so turned on and eager to help him out.

STOP JERKING OFF!

 

Seriously dude. Stop jerking off. 

That's something you did when you were growing up. It was easy, fun and pleasurable.

Feels good in the moment, but it's fleeting and empty.

It's just not fucking scratching the itch, is it?

Worse than that, you're cutting short your journey down your natural sexual urges by curbing them before they've had a chance to blossom.  Being horny and exploring your sexuality isn't something to brush off. Let yourself get more horny, get in fuck mode. The mode where sex becomes a priority and you're not thinking normally. Stay there. That's a part of who you are. Explore it and own it.

Listen, I'm not saying don't get off. I absolutely think you should get off - but with someone.

So yeah, stroke, edge, think about sex. But the only time you should push yourself over the edge, the only time your balls should pull up and your cock muscles should launch sperm is in the presence of another person and inside another hole. It can be a gulping throat. It can be a massaging asshole that's milking every drop out of your cock.

Definitely edge. Definitely goon and look at porn. Your orgasm will always be more fulfilling and satisfying if you "jerk" but don't "jerk off". All of that's just a means to an end...and that end should happen with a partner.

Yeah, it's healthy to blow your load a few times a week, even once a day. So find someone to blow that fucking load into. Believe me, you won't have to look very far.

You might think I'm just speaking to the tops but, bottoms pay attention too.

If you're a bottom, you better not be fucking jerking off. Staying fucked up horny keeps you ready and hungry for cock and sperm. But, listen, I get it - eventually it happens. All of that built up sperm inside you has got to go somewhere. Ideally, you'll soak your sheets at night having one of those filthy, wet dreams that reveal just what a dirty, fucking pig you are. But, listen, I also get that a cock cumin down your throat, making you gag - or better yet - pounding against your prostate may be too much. So, yeah, if another cock is making you bust, I get that too.

Or you know what bottoms, be generous. Pay it forward. When you've hit your limits and done you duty and you've decided you need to empty your nut sack, find another bottom and FEED THEM. Give them your culminated and built up load. Sperm should never be fucking wasted.

Got it?