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  "OPEN YOURSELF UP TO HIM!" Fuck, I know a well-paid psychologist might say the same thing but I'm not talking about your heart or your mind. I guess it's fucking good advice in every scenario, eh? But I'm talking about your hole .  You know, that fucking super sensitive access point nestled between your ass cheeks that has the incredible ability to contract and expand to the point it can - and should - take a good fucking? All that - and the position of your prostate at about cock's length makes you start to realize maybe gay male sex was intentional biological design. Let’s get one thing straight:  There is absolutely nothing more intimate than letting another person inside you.  At its most basic that in itself is already pretty fucking intense. Letting someone else (much less a horned up male with one thing on his mind) inside your body. Now let's raise the stakes further and really look at things.  We're talking about taking the most sensitive, ...

THE JOYS OF PUBLIC SEX  I'm hard-pressed to think of a gay guy I know who hasn't done some kind of sex act in public. Sometimes you just need to get down and fuck - and there's no good place or time. And may I just say - why the fuck would you wait until an appropriate time? If we were in the fucking jungle do you think you'd wait until later? FUCK NO. You'd present your hole. He'd get hard. And bam, you'd be pressed up against a tree trying to make a baby.  Maybe neither of you has a place to go. Maybe you have a boyfriend. Maybe he's married. Or maybe you're just so fucking horned up that the best place and time is right now in the those bushes. I say steam up those car windows and blow your load somewhere other than the bedroom in your apartment. Sex in public can be so fucking hot. You never know who may pass by and join in. Usually it's with a stranger and someone you'll never meet again. Nothing like finishing the act somewhere less tha...

 ABSORBING HIS LOAD So you just got fucked. Awesome. Bareback? Even better.  You let a dude blew his load in your ass. What’s your next move?  When he leaves, do you run to the bathroom and flush his babies down the toilet? FUCK NO. You just received his SEED, his SPERM, his CUM. Use whatever word you like to describe it but it’s his warm DNA, pumped straight from his balls directly into the most absorb and part of your body. He chose YOU and YOUR HOLE as the place for his climax. You lucky fucker.  Those little sperm are swimming around inside your guts and already being absorbed into your system. They started burrowing themselves and changing you on a chemical level almost instantaneously, hell, you started taking his DNA the moment he started coating your insides with his pre-cum. That’s just how the fucking science works. Now his balls are empty and you’re lying there with your guts coated in his baby batter.  Now listen to me, You hold them until you’ve ful...

THE INSATIABLE NEED FOR SPERM    We have so many names for it. Cum. Jizz. Spooge. But let's call it what it is. Sperm. Semen. Those little tadpoles they showed you in biology class. It's the elixir of life. The baby making batter. And it's the reason you're here in this world, and on my website. Because whether you're craving someone else's, or you're looking to squirt our your own, it's the very reason you find yourself seeking out porn, images and videos of other men fucking and sucking, it's calling to you and rightly so. It's fucking awesome. Where do I even start? I mean, shooting your load feels fucking awesome, right? Yeah, the orgasm is intense but emptying your balls is the thing that clears your head. It has a chemical reaction throughout your entire body. It fucking exhausts you to cum and it changes your whole mood. It's that fucking powerful. And that's before you couple that intense moment with the presence of another fuckin...

A few readers have asked me if there’s any scientific proof that we take in his DNA and absorb his seed when he pumps his load into us?  I am clearly a fucking scientist so you came to the right place.  While there have been very limited studies into anal sex with men specifically, we can certainly make some logical conclusions based on previous scientific studies. One thing we know without a fucking doubt: our holes are extremely absorbent and cum stays alive for days inside our bodies.   Semen plasma has a ridiculous amount of benefits to it. When a man finishes inside someone, it can affect the partner in a lot of ways. Usually, this happens through the vagina. However, newer research has shown that semen exuded in the anus during anal sex has the same effects and benefits. Some common benefits of sperm are as follows: natural anxiety reducer, anti-depressant, improves the quality of sleep, increases energy, natural pain reducer, improves mental alertness, and has the ...

THE BEAUTY OF THE BULGE Just a brief post today to talk about how fucking beautiful and mesmerizing bulges are. I mean, they're almost fucking better than what's underneath. ALMOST. I just mean, as men, we are visual thinkers and get inspired by visuals and, man, the visual of a cock fighting against the constraints of the clothing imprisoning it is enough to make most of us drop to our knees to investigate what's inside. Do you ever just stop somewhere in public and realize how many cocks you're surrounded by? We're all walking around with these glorious fuck sticks packed away in our pants and underwear. It's almost mind-boggling. Never mind walking into a public bathroom or a beach where guys are in bathing suits. It's nothing short of incredible to think of how much cock is around us. And how do we even walk around with these things that seem to have life of their own? An average man gets hard 10-20 times a day. Fuck, that's a lot of hard cock walkin...

Every time I have a dirty thought and my dick stirs, something happens inside my body: I make more jizz. Don't get me wrong, our bodies are making cum all the fucking time. That's pretty hot when you really think about it. That guy sitting beside you at the board meeting? Well, underneath that suit there's a whole sperm factory working 24/7 to make more cum. I mean, it's pretty much why we're here as men from a physiological standpoint. We're here to provide the seed. Now, as fucking horny gay men, we know there's more to it. We know from experience, from edging and goofing, that the more we think about sex, the more cum we make, the bigger the load, the further we shoot. So throughout the week, whenever my dick stirs at some dirty thought, I know that factory between my legs is kicking into over drive. Fuck, those little tadpoles in there are probably getting all charged up and energized thinking they might have the chance to burrow themselves in a warm wel...

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A man's mood completely changes when he nuts. That's pretty fucking obvious, no? Maybe mood isn't a big enough word. His mindframe. His physicality. His purpose. He just completely-fucking-transforms once that load leaves his system. Think about it. You're going hot and heavy. You're both fucked up horny, doing things and saying things that just fucking build with intensity. You're grinding against each other, slamming into each other, it's getting fucking hardcore. It all builds to that sweet fucking moment of orgasm, but then when it passes, all that energy and intensity is gone. Now, tell, me where the fuck do you think it all went? That's right, fucker, IN YOU! Over the entire fuck it's been building, and then as his orgasm approaches, over a few seconds everything builds to an intense concentration of energy where every part of his body, both physically and chemically, works together to create a moment of ecstasy that takes him over. Even while ...

THE GLORY OF GLORYHOLES There's just something so fucking honest about gloryholes. They're honest. To the point. Horny? Stick your cock through a hole in the wall and some enthusiastic cocksucker - who's hungry from cock - will slobber all over your knob until you orgasm and drain your balls. What a FUCKING TRANSACTION! The world would be a better place if bathrooms everywhere had a gloryhole where everyone could leave satisfied. Gotta piss? Here's your urinal. Gotta shit? Here's your bowl? Need to empty your balls? Just unzip and insert in hole. No negotiating apps, going on dates and figuring out chemistry. For the person getting off: what a fucking sensation! There's nothing else quite like it. You have no idea who's on the other side and your senses are just fucking HEIGHTENED. You're so fucking focused on the mouth (or hole) taking care of your cock. Just close your eyes and enjoy. It doesn't matter who's mouth or ass it is, all that matters...