WORKING OUT TO FUCK MORE!

 

Now listen carefully to my preamble. I’m not a fitness coach. I’m not a doctor. Everything I offer is just my insight into what I fucking see and what I think. 

I also can tell you that I’ve seen tons of guys get a lot more action and a lot more dick with their personality, attitude and energy than tons of standoffish muscle queens that are so lost in their vanity they forget the real reason we should all be working out as much as healthily can. 

For our health? 

Ha. Sure. 

More like for sex. 

Better sex and with more people. 

Let’s get into it. 

Most of us get turned on by men who are in shape. There’s a reason that a pair of strong arms, or a nice chest peak our interest. Muscles trigger thoughts of masculinity, virility, testosterone. 

Sound familiar? Those are huge aspects of what we fucking get excited about when we talk about cock, balls and sperm. 

As gay men, we are turned on by those things. Of course, I’m generalizing and we have a much wider range of turnons beyond that. 

But today, we’re talking about muscles, working out, fitness and working to have a nice body. 

Why should you want that? Why should you work for it?

We’ve already established that what we really want more than anything is to turn men into horned up animals with full balls and stiff cocks that can’t think of anything else but fucking and blowing their sperm inside us. 

You do that by visually exciting them. It’s worth taking care of your body just because you will inspire them to get hornier, which means they’ll cum more. And you want that right?

You’ll also get access to more variety of men. More choice. More men to say yes to. 

And I know we've talked about this but we want the most virile men to use us to cum into, don't we? Instinct just tells us that those are some potent fucking sperm tanks they're packing and our legs will be up in the air in no time if they want to bust.

But there's also the side of it as bottoms that we fucking have to take care of ourselves to. We want bodies that inspire our tops to get even hornier. We want them to have the fuck of their life with their dick buried in our holes. We do that by giving them a nice body to look at, to hold on to, and to victoriously grunt and pump their loads into. And when they're super turned on cuz they're fucking a cute guy with a hot body and a nice ass, you can bet that they are cumming harder and deeper than usual.

And who doesn't fucking want that?

So if you need a little more motivation this January - there it is! Get out there and work!